What was the bard's real Name? William Shakespeare from Stratford-upon-Avon? William Jacquez Pierre from Paris? Vivlam Sheshappa Iyer from Trichy? Wali Miya Shaik Zubair from Hyderabad? Or Wali Miya Shaik Peer from Sitapur-upon-Yamuna? Whatever his real Name, our Wali Miya who has written this piece is a master phone-tapper, eavesdropper, mind traveller fly-on-the-wall who had privileged access to GBF conversations which he has reproduced without anyone 's permission. That's why he prefers to remain anonymous and disappear into a midsummer night's dream.
A question that was asked in the HSS department in the early 80s: Is it possible that if a monkey punches away on a typewriter (yes, typewriter. We’re talking about the 80s, remember?) endlessly, he will eventually type out Shakespeare Hamlet?